It’s no secret that I want an iPhone. Bad. I know it’s not right to covet your neighbor’s cellular telephony device, but every time I see my iPhone-toting neighbor, I just want to covet all day long. Why then do I not have an iPhone? Not because of the $175 early termination fee of my current provider (I’ve been out of contract since July of last year), nor because of any hesitation of switching to AT&T for all my wireless needs.
It’s because Steve Jobs and I have some unfinished business.
I love what has been done with the iPhone, from the slick interface to the fact that most any of my surface-level wishes can be added with software updates or the upcoming SDK. But there are just a couple of hardware tweaks that will send me over the edge and empty several hundred dollars from my bank account:
1. 3G Wireless - EDGE is so last year. Or the year before that. Come to think of it, when was the last time Nokia preferred EDGE for browsing? 2006? The CEO of AT&T has mentioned that the 3G iPhone is on it’s way this year, so I guess we’ll just have to play the waiting game.
2. Internal GPS - Sure the Google Maps application on the iPhone is great, and the cell tower triangulation feature is neat, but come on. We need a real, bona fide GPS in that thing. If the Nokia N95 can have one, so can the iPhone.
3. 32 GB Internal Storage - Ok, here’s the deal. I have a 30 gig iPod. Coincidentally, I also have close to 30 gigs of content. I do not enjoy plugging in my Nano and having to go through and select what I may want to listen to until the next time I dock the device. Likewise, I don’t want to have to select what content I put on my phone, nor worry about what content I have synced to the device every time I plug it in to charge! A 32 GB iPhone would do the trick. I could get rid of my iPod and use my phone as my only portable device. I might be dreaming, and I might need a solar-powered jacket to stay operational, but I’m willing to make that sacrifice.
BONUS! 4. Starbucks Ordering System - Ever since I saw this, I haven’t stopped thinking about how stinking awesome it would be to order my Venti Shaken Black Tea Lemonade from the car on my way to the ‘Bux, and have it waiting for me when I get there. Mad props to Phil Lu for mocking that one up.
So there it is, my wish list that would set me over the edge (or 3G, if you will) and get me over to the Apple Store to pick up my very own iPhone. I have never wanted to part with $500 so much in my life.